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yofatgirlslim: alwaysalison: fuckthisplace: weleftascar: theycallmebear: i killed a ninja because I love marijuana …. that was dead on! but shhhh don’t tell em I killed that ninja :] I smoked with a whore because I’m sexy as hell. i raped a bowl of cereal because i smoke crack i killed a horse becasue i’m sexy as hell trace? i ate out a condom because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous. I slept with a condom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous (???)

yofatgirlslim:

alwaysalison:

fuckthisplace:

weleftascar:

theycallmebear:

i killed a ninja because I love marijuana …. that was dead on! but shhhh don’t tell em I killed that ninja :]

I smoked with a whore because I’m sexy as hell.

i raped a bowl of cereal because i smoke crack

i killed a horse becasue i’m sexy as hell

trace?

i ate out a condom because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.

I slept with a condom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous (???)


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    “i killed a french fry because i’m sexy as hell”
  2. not-applicable reblogged this from dubyahteaeff and added:
    I stabbed a cat because that’s how I roll
  3. leicadiieru reblogged this from thewincestgames and added:
    i ran shirtless with your mom because i’m gay #LOL
  4. paradaisu-e reblogged this from zombiepajamas and added:
    this made me chuckle. i cuddled with santa claus because i’m sexy as hell.
  5. thedarkamethyst reblogged this from iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn and added:
    I slept with a prostitute because I’m sexy as hell.
  6. kiiiera reblogged this from jozueee and added:
    I smoked with an orange, because thats how I roll. [:
  7. iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn reblogged this from heyareyougonnafinishthat and added:
    I raped a prostitute because I’m sexy as hell. ooooh yeah ;D
  8. forget-or-regret reblogged this from pure-less and added:
    I stabbed a porn star because im sexy as hell
  9. jozueee reblogged this from thewincestgames and added:
    I smoked with a homeless guy because I’m sexy as hell…..lmao
  10. heyareyougonnafinishthat reblogged this from viashirley and added:
    I raped a bowl of cereal because I have double D’s . OH YEAH BABY ! WHATS GOOD ? ! ? (;
  11. ohhhitsdommie reblogged this from macythemagicalmarigold and added:
    I raped a ninja because i’m beautiful
  12. bethanyautumn reblogged this from macythemagicalmarigold and added:
    I killed a frenchfry because I’m sexy as hell
  13. theycallmebear reblogged this from nincumpoo and added:
    hahaha … i like that one
  14. hickeyz reblogged this from lilers420 and added:
    I ran naked with a glass of milk because i’m gay. lol sounds like something i’d do.
  15. lilers420 reblogged this from unleashthefuckingbats and added:
    I Banged my ex bc i am a pimp and u r jealous
  16. unleashthefuckingbats reblogged this from theycallmebear and added:
    I’m sexy as hell.
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